I have been asked some really dumb questions at work, but today on the phone I got asked one that really took the cake.
ME: Good Morning, Animal Tracks Veterinary Clinic, how can I help you?
GIRL: Do you do veterinary stuff?
ME: Yes, that is why we are a vet clinic.
Work has been a nightmare, two 12 hour shifts in a row and an 8.5 hour one tomorrow. Thank god it is a public holiday on Thursday, I need sleep.