Stolen from somedayvet
Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions…
Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: Goodbye To You – Michelle Branch
iTunes hates me.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Steer Clear – Genevieve Maynard
Does that mean I will steer clear of sadness or steer clear of happiness.
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Time After Time – Tara Maurice
I keep coming back?
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Fine Day For Sailing – Go Sailor
People fantasise about taking me sailing?
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: Firefly Theme – Joss Whedon
Obviously I should be in space committing crime.
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: My Band – D12
Rap music is obviously the reason for a life full of pain.
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Babooshka – Kate Bush
Have anonymous sex with my wife.. right.. gotcha.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: Joining You – Alanis Morissette
Children will be joining me?? *runs away in fear*
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Sleepless Commotion – The Murmurs
Obviously not then.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: Cantina Band – John Williams
See, I should be in space committing crime.
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: Battle of Hoth – John Williams
I agree, Original Star Wars is happiness.
Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: Bulletproof – Genevieve Maynard
Apparently I have a fetish for women in kevlar. Yeah, I would buy that.
Question: Am I complete freak?
Answer: About Nothin’ – The Murmurs
Umm… okay then.